MAN-D01 v1.0
Sorry You Got Laid Off
A Practical Guide to Severance & Snacks
"Free agent. Sit. Stay. Negotiate."
HALLSNARK
Brutally Honest Greeting Cards
For life's awkward moments that don't come with a manual.
When Hallmark won't say it, we will.
The Collection
Cards for every awkward occasion v1.0
MAN-D02 v1.0
Sorry You Got Rug Pulled
Emergency Liquidity Recovery Protocols
"HODL tight. Your bags are now collectibles."
MAN-D03 v1.0
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I'm Dating Your Sister
Cross-Functional Family Management
"Family discount on drama?"
MAN-D04 v1.0
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Happy Divorce
Leash Removal for Beginners
"Sit. Heel. Heal. (In that order.)"
MAN-D05 v1.0
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New Job. Same Meetings.
Survival Patterns for Calendar Prison
"Fetch the bag, not the calendar."
MAN-D06 v1.0
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Sorry I Ghosted
Incident Response & Apology Tactics
"Boo. I was chasing squirrels. I'm back."
MAN-D07 v1.0
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Congrats on the Mediocre Promotion
Managing Up, Down, and Meh
"Assistant to the Regional Treat Manager."
MAN-D08 v1.0
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Housewarming
Territorial Best Practices
"Pee on nothing. Claim everything."
MAN-D09 v1.0
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Minor Surgery, Major Drama
Recovery Without Whining (Much)
"Tougher than a squeaky-toy seam."
MAN-D10 v1.0
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Sorry About the Market
Bear Season Field Guide
"Walk? No. We're in a recession."
MAN-C11 v1.0
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Crypto Condolences
Rituals at Moonset
"HODL my beer."
MAN-C12 v1.0
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Breakup
Selectively Breeding Better Choices
"It's not you. It's your taste."
MAN-D13 v1.0
Forgot Your Name
Identity Management Best Practices
"Hey... you. Yeah, you."
MAN-D14 v1.0
Gave You Herpes
Viral Distribution Guidelines
"Sharing is caring, right?"
MAN-D15 v1.0
In the Dog House
Exile Operations Manual
"At least the couch is comfy."
MAN-D16 v1.0
Sorry I Blocked Your Toilet
Overflow Incident Management
"Your plunger. My problem."
MAN-D17 v1.0
You Got Man Flu
Critical System Failure Recovery
"Call the ambulance. And pizza."
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